RF

Jesus: Hey
Charlie Sheen: Who are you?
Jesus: The son of the Lord.
Charlie Sheen: What do you want?
Jesus: I was wondering if i could take your place on the hit sitcom Two and a Half Men
Charlie Sheen: I don't know. Ashton Kutcher is going to take that role.
Jesus: How is that going to work? Is Ashton Kuther just going to be playing your character? Like with a plastic surgery thing like that one One Life to Live Arc?
Charlie Sheen: No, I'm going to get killed off and Ashton Kutcher will buy my house. And that whole plastic surgery Arc turned out to be a lie later
Jesus: OH MY GOD TAG YOUR SPOILERS
Charlie Sheen: My father was also an actor
Jesus: My father is God and also me and also a ghost.

eunkwags-blog:

skins + colors; season 1 to 3.

livinginmusic:

I Don’t Even Know You → Freddie Cowan

peetaslipsareturningblue-deacti:

I keep in touch with what’s real.

lordeddardstark:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

she wants to know if your mom is going to be there

Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
 *shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf

feyminism-blog:

(x)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

skinnyscottish:

Nicknames of the Doctors