Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
 *shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf

we better fight for ours

“Dragons,thats the first task. They’ve got one for each of us”

“Are you serious?”


and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

“The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.”


The Potter Generation:
1. The Golden Trio: Harry, Ron, or Hermione?

Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).

You are protected, in short, by your ability to love! The only protection that can possibly work against the lure of power like Voldemort’s! In spite of all the temptation you have endured, all the suffering, you remain pure of heart, just as pure as you were at the age of eleven, when you stared into a mirror that reflected your heart’s desire, and it showed you only the way to thwart Lord Voldemort, and not immortality or riches.

July 31st, 1980 - Happy 33rd Birthday, Harry Potter!

harry potter meme - philosopher’s stone + objects